Please, please, wont you send me the following on Christmas day,
A full house composite Jart like the one in the photo below.
I promise I'll be good and behave on the slope when other pilots are around.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Many thanks
Stevie
2 comments:
Dear Mike,
I have considered your request, and have come to the conclusion that you really deserve one, but I have one "Big" problem.
I don't think I can fit going down your chimney.
Regrets,
Father Christmas.
Dear Mike
It is with regret that I have to inform you that we cannot fill your Christmas order. I know Santa said he would try, but we have had such a glut of orders for Jart's we simply cannot keep up.
In fact, we understand that you are a Jart builder of note. So we at Santa Agencies would like to ask you to please help. We need 10000 Jart’s and would like you to contribute 50 Jart's please. This is in the interest of "Goodwill" and "Fellowship of Man" We know you will understand and look forward to receiving your shipment. Please shine a light up you chimney when the order is completed so we can come and fetch the Jart's. BTW, they need to be the full carbon versions....
Many thanks
Chief Elf
Orders department
Santa Agencies (pty) Ltd.
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